Okay, so you are thinking do I know this woman who wears wooden necklaces and visits historical monuments and bitches about Delhi. The answer is no because there are about eighteen million people in Delhi and the probability of us crossing paths in such a large city is miniscule. Almost zero.
Wouldn’t you like to know more about the woman who wears wooden necklaces and visits historical monuments and bitches about Delhi? Of course, you would like to know the answers to questions like:
- Why does the woman who wears wooden necklaces and visits historical monuments and bitches about Delhi wear wooden necklaces?
- Why does the woman who wears wooden necklaces and visits historical monuments and bitches about Delhi do at historical monuments?
- What does the women who wears wooden necklaces and visits historical monuments and bitches about Delhi is doing in Delhi.
So the answer to the first question is quite easy to understand. All women like jewellery and since I am a woman, I also like jewellery. That was simple. Wasn’t it?
Now about wooden necklaces. When I was a little girl there was this little plant in my courtyard that shed a large number of seeds every third day. I used to bead them together into necklaces and pretended to be Cinderella. So I hope the wooden necklaces part is also clear now.
To understand the answer to the second question – Why do I visit historical monuments? – you will need to open yourself up to some abstract concepts. Ready. Okay, so the woman who wears wooden necklaces likes to visit historical monuments because there are so many of them in this city that I feel there are less apartments than historical monuments. Its hard. I mean the history staring in your face. You can’t ignore them.
And being an art major I like clicking pictures of pigeons on empty verandas and ghastly maroon corners with too little light. They are magical and therefore I visit historical monuments to discover the magic of the lost ages.
Now the answer to the question which happens to be the last but also the most popular one – Why does the woman who wears wooden necklaces and visits historical monuments bitches about Delhi? Well the answer would have been clear as hell to you had you ever spent a weekend alone in Delhi. The only way to let that feeling out is to bitch about Delhi and that is what I do. There are secondary reason too but lets not go into them. Time is money and I saved a lot of yours and mine. I owe you now.
And since I am at it, let me answer YES to a bonus question for you – Will the woman who wears wooden necklaces and visits historical monuments and bitches about Delhi leave Delhi? – which I just thought of.
But don’t get too happy because being the woman who wears wooden necklaces and visits historical monuments and bitches about Delhi and where else am I going to find affordable wooden necklaces, so many historical monuments and a constant supply of bitching issues.
Ciao.